If the Queer Eye guys were Starburst Flavors
Okay,
So, I'm just sick and twisted enough so that I actually drive down the road and think of which of the Fab 5 Queer Guys match which Starburst Flavors. Here's what I came up with:
Strawberry (or Pink) = Carson, of course
Lemon (or Yellow) = Ted Allen, the food guy
Orange (also Orange) = Thom Filicia, the interior design guy
Cherry (or Red) = Kyan and Jai, the two less obviously helpful ones